I was anxious to figure this out upon arrival in Tanzania. Although we had been proud owners of the Rosetta Stone Swahili for months... I sadly only could remember the word for "woman" in Swahili. I also later figured out I was also pronouncing that wrong too.
I have been the jack of all trades master of none when it comes to languages. I have halfway learned how to speak Mandarin and Spanish, and I am perhaps the only one in the world who has a tendency to get the two confused. Now throw Swahili in the mix, and the language side of my brain is completely muddled.
However, one advantage that I do have with language is that I am not afraid to make a complete ass out of myself. I have proven this numerous times before; one particularly memorable mix up was my ability to confuse the word for "sex" and "banana" in Mandarin. I am still sheepish about saying either of them... because after so many mix-ups, I just have it permanently confused.
So, here I am in the market in Iringa, Tanzania. Simple hellos should not be a problem, and I wanted so desperately to participate in the beautiful greetings. In Swahili, "Karibu" means 'Welcome" and "Habari" is more or less "How are you?" Both are easy enough. Except I managed to mix both Karibu and Habari together to make "Haribu"... which essentially means-- destruction. So for two weeks I went around telling everyone I was going to destroy them. At least I did it with a big smile.
These are just a few that I promised to destroy... |